+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 15 - Your zodiac and whether you think it fits your personality.

Pisces. I am not a damp fish.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 14 - What you wore today

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 13 - Your opinion on your body and how comfortable you are with it.

Cisgender as hell, but with enough body image issues of the more vanity-based kind.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 12 - Five Guys Whom You Find Attractive

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 11 - Your Family

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 10 - First ten songs on iPod, shuffled.

1. Depeche Mode - It’s Called A Heart
2. Black Lips - Off The Block
3. Frank Sinatra - Blue Moon
4. Fyfe Dangerfield - Don’t Be Shy
5. Sonic Youth - Incinerate
6. Xiu Xiu - Saturn
7. Broken Social Scene - Last Place
8. M. Ward - Magic Trick
9. Tegan and Sara - I Know I Know I Know
10. Glee Cast - Loser Like Me 

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 9 - How important you think education is.

I’m too school for cool.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 8 - What you ate today.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 7 - Five pet peeves.

1. Adorable dogs.
2. Cats wearing earmuffs.
3. The Medulla Oblongata
4. These motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
5. These motherfucking cracks in this motherfucking time.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 6 - Your views on mainstream music.

It can be good, it can be bad. It is music. That is what music always will be.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 5 - Things You’d Like To Say To An Ex

OR

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 4 - Bullet your whole day.

?

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 3 - A Book You Love

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 2 - Something You Feel Strongly About

Writing, Music, TV and the essential rights of all human beings to be treated like they’re not simply your spoiled nephew asking for yet another piece of strawberry tart.

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+ 30 Days of Johnnysnotmyname: Day 1 - Five Ways to Win Your Heart

1. Punch a baby in the snout.
2. Hit a Mormon with a trout.
3. Keep a mint farm on the moon.
4. Give this list some sort of tune.
5. Do not use rhyme every instance. 

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