Erotic Dodgeball Mashings-Up

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Being a Blog dedicated to things heard / seen / found with a humorous edge, it's like your mother had another child and loved it more than you, only for you to fall in love and have an incestuous relationship that lead to you leaving it at the altar on your wedding day out of pure spite. You hateful bastard, how could you?

I’m Jon (not Johnny), I’m from a place, and I am for totes a dude person. I like things and stuff (I have a detector for them, it goes ding when they’re there). I dress like a hipster who was forced to buy nice things. I write things and other times I don’t, I enjoy baseless conjecture and being a theatre snob.

I have a list of TV shows that I love which is endless. Same goes for video games, books and movies. I once bit through my top lip and I once mistook a person trying to recruit me into a pyramid scheme for flirting.

Apparently I am INTP, but that sounds like some sort of weird sex code and I feel like it should be followed by bear code. Not that I know what that is, I'm sweet and innocent, like strawberries or a gastric bypass.

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December 8, 2011

gleetroll:

noday—buttoday:

“What are you doing?” — “I’m holding your hand”

Reblogging because I am so fucking amused at how the Easy A .gif is about hypocrisy, not crying.

(Source: peruvianna, via mollysfandomcomplex)

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the protective hand holding…gets me every time
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