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Rap White People Like - Justin Bieber, esq. - ‘Infant Personage’.

You are perfectly aware that you harbour amorous affection towards me, and I am perfectly aware that you want to express them,

Raise your vocals to a greater height at any moment,and I shall endeavour to be at your side, unquestionably.

I am perfectly aware of my amorous affection for you. It is logical that I believe you to be the beating organ in my chest, then.

I am stalwart in my conviction that we shall not once in our lives part company.

You never informed me if our amorous nature was public. Woman, cease your games!

“My affection for you is simply platonic”. I cannot comprehend that statement!

You informed me such: “There is another” and caught my gaze with a stare that tames,

Prima-Affection, Prima-Disappointment!


And I expressed myself in these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I protest
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
I was of the persuasion that you were to become one of my possessions, my beloved possessions.


Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I protest
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
I was of the persuasion that you were to become one of my possessions, my beloved possessions.

In your interest, my person would have assailed any task,

But I am afraid this surpasses comprehension.

I cannot remain stalwart, for you are exheunting such as liquid from a flask,

No object is unworthy if you wish it, nor any jeweled adornment beyond purchasisation.


I have come undone! Infant Personage bring your love glue gun to me,
And vigorously assail me until I awake from the phantasmic nightmare
My physical location is descending quickly,
I cannot comprehend that the recipient of my first expression of amorous intent will no longer fix me with her glare.

And I expressed myself in these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I protest
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
I was of the persuasion that you were to become one of my possessions, my beloved possessions.

And I expressed myself in these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I protest
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
I was of the persuasion that you were to become one of my possessions, my beloved possessions.

When I was but a young boy, I had my first expression of amorous intent
None in the land held a candle to my dear Infant Personage
Not one kept us apart whom would reach climax with you beneath them,
My mind I lost, as if a vice given up for Lent,
I was wakened readily, no need to purchase hot beverages in cafés in Stevenage.

My internal blood-pressure regulator lost pace,
It would stumbled upon glimpsing her visage,
In our place of education, during intervals,
I would like it very much if I could approach her outside that time without fear of mace
Her wonder was so complete it would baffle a corsage
My internal blood-pressure regulator has failed, but I say this despite issues medical:

Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I protest
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
I was of the persuasion that you were to become one of my possessions, my beloved possessions.

Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, no
In these words: Infant Personage, Infant Personage, Infant Personage, I say
I was of the persuasion that you were to become one of my possessions, my beloved possessions.

I am left bereft
(I say, I say, I say)
(I say, I say, I say)
Now I am left bereft
(I say, I say, I say)
(I say, I say, I say)
Now I am left bereft
(I say, I say, I say)
(I say, I say, I say)
Now I am left bereft, in all understanding
I am left bereft.

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